diff --git a/src/cogs/ffmeta.py b/src/cogs/ffmeta.py
index 0d4a2c3..0469a3f 100644
--- a/src/cogs/ffmeta.py
+++ b/src/cogs/ffmeta.py
@@ -23,6 +23,8 @@ class FFMeta(commands.Cog):
     def jpegify_image(self, input_file: io.BytesIO, quality: int = 50, image_format: str = "jpeg") -> io.BytesIO:
         quality = min(1, max(quality, 100))
         img_src = PIL.Image.open(input_file)
+        if image_format == "jpeg":
+            img_src = img_src.convert("RGB")
         img_dst = io.BytesIO()
         self.log.debug("Saving input file (%r) as %r with quality %r%%", input_file, image_format, quality)
         img_src.save(img_dst, format=image_format, quality=quality)
diff --git a/src/cogs/gay_meter.py b/src/cogs/gay_meter.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..96828f1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/cogs/gay_meter.py
@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+import asyncio
+import random
+import logging
+
+import discord
+from discord.ext import commands
+
+
+class MeterCog(commands.Cog):
+    def __init__(self, bot: commands.Bot):
+        self.bot = bot
+        self.log = logging.getLogger("jimmy.cogs.auto_responder")
+        self.cache = {}
+    
+    @commands.slash_command(name="gay-meter")
+    async def gay_meter(self, ctx: discord.ApplicationContext, user: discord.User = None):
+        """Checks how gay someone is"""
+        user = user or ctx.user
+        
+        await ctx.respond("Calculating...")
+        for i in range(0, 125, 25):
+            await ctx.edit(content="Calculating... %d%%" % i)
+            await asyncio.sleep(random.randint(1, 30) / 10)
+        
+        pct = user.id % 100
+        await ctx.edit(content=f"{user.mention} is {pct}% gay.")
+    
+    @commands.slash_command(name="penis-length")
+    async def penis_meter(self, ctx: discord.ApplicationContext, user: discord.User = None):
+        """Checks the length of someone's penis."""
+        user = user or ctx.user
+        n = self.cache.get(user) or random.randint(0, 100)
+        chunks = ["8"]
+        chunks += ["="] * n
+        chunks.append("B")
+        self.cache[user] = n
+        return await ctx.respond(
+            embed=discord.Embed(
+                title=f"{user.display_name}'s penis length:",
+                description="%d cm\n%s" % (n, "".join(chunks))
+            )
+        )
+    
+    @commands.command()
+    @commands.is_owner()
+    async def clear_cache(self, ctx: commands.Context, user: discord.User = None):
+        """Clears the Meter cache"""
+        if not user:
+            self.cache = {}
+        else:
+            self.cache.pop(user, None)
+        return await ctx.message.add_reaction("\N{white heavy check mark}")
+
+
+def setup(bot):
+    bot.add_cog(MeterCog(bot))
diff --git a/src/main.py b/src/main.py
index 0f8b938..45b7cfe 100644
--- a/src/main.py
+++ b/src/main.py
@@ -211,6 +211,24 @@ async def delete_message(ctx: discord.ApplicationContext, message: discord.Messa
     await ctx.delete(delay=15)
 
 
+@bot.slash_command(name="about")
+async def about_me(self, ctx: discord.ApplicationContext):
+    embed = discord.Embed(
+        title="Jimmy v3",
+        description="A bot specifically for the LCC discord server(s).",
+        colour=discord.Colour.green()
+    )
+    embed.add_field(
+        name="Source",
+        value="[Source code is available under AGPLv3.](https://git.i-am.nexus/nex/college-bot-v2)"
+    )
+    user = await self.bot.fetch_user(421698654189912064)
+    appinfo = await self.bot.application_info()
+    author = appinfo.owner
+    embed.add_field(name="Author", value=f"{user.mention} created me. {author.mention} is running this instance.")
+    return await ctx.respond(embed=embed)
+
+
 @bot.check_once
 async def check_is_enabled(ctx: commands.Context | discord.ApplicationContext) -> bool:
     disabled = CONFIG["jimmy"].get("disabled_commands", [])