Alter the penis algorithm

src/cogs/gay_meter.py

@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ class MeterCog(commands.Cog):
         self.cache = {}
     
     @commands.slash_command(name="gay-meter")
+    @discord.guild_only()
     async def gay_meter(self, ctx: discord.ApplicationContext, user: discord.User = None):
         """Checks how gay someone is"""
         user = user or ctx.user
@@ -21,23 +22,34 @@ class MeterCog(commands.Cog):
         for i in range(0, 125, 25):
             await ctx.edit(content="Calculating... %d%%" % i)
             await asyncio.sleep(random.randint(1, 30) / 10)
-        
-        pct = user.id % 100
+
+        if random.randint(0, 1):
+            pct = sum((user.id, ctx.user.id, ctx.channel.id, ctx.guild.id)) % 400
+        else:
+            pct = user.id % 100
         await ctx.edit(content=f"{user.mention} is {pct}% gay.")
     
     @commands.slash_command(name="penis-length")
     async def penis_meter(self, ctx: discord.ApplicationContext, user: discord.User = None):
         """Checks the length of someone's penis."""
         user = user or ctx.user
-        n = self.cache.get(user) or random.randint(0, 100)
+        if random.randint(0, 1):
+            pct = sum((user.id, ctx.user.id)) % 200
+        else:
+            pct = user.id % 125
+        pct = pct
         chunks = ["8"]
-        chunks += ["="] * n
+        chunks += ["="] * pct
         chunks.append("B")
-        self.cache[user] = n
+        inch = pct * 0.3937008
+        im = "inch"
+        if pct > 30.48:
+            im = "ft"
+            inch = pct * 0.0328084
         return await ctx.respond(
             embed=discord.Embed(
                 title=f"{user.display_name}'s penis length:",
-                description="%d cm\n%s" % (n, "".join(chunks))
+                description="%d cm (%.2f%s)\n%s" % (pct, inch, im, "".join(chunks))
             )
         )