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diff --git a/assets/drones.m4a b/assets/drones.m4a
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diff --git a/assets/pork.m4a b/assets/pork.m4a
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diff --git a/cogs/events.py b/cogs/events.py
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--- a/cogs/events.py
+++ b/cogs/events.py
@@ -444,6 +444,10 @@ class Events(commands.Cog):
                     "content": lambda: "I have {:,} lines of source code across {:,} files!".format(*get_sloc_count())
                 },
                 r"t(ry\s)?i(t\s)?a(nd\s)?see.*": {"content": "https://tryitands.ee"},
+                r"disgrace": {"file": discord.File(assets / "disgrace.m4a")},
+                r"china": {"file": discord.File(assets / "china.m4a")},
+                r"drones": {"file": discord.File(assets / "drones.m4a")},
+                r"pork($|\W+)|markets": {"file": discord.File(assets / "pork.m4a")},
             }
             # Stop responding to any bots
             if message.author.bot is True: