diff --git a/assets/boris.jpeg b/assets/boris.jpeg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6fb349b
Binary files /dev/null and b/assets/boris.jpeg differ
diff --git a/cogs/events.py b/cogs/events.py
index 9f8c023..f0d18dc 100644
--- a/cogs/events.py
+++ b/cogs/events.py
@@ -469,6 +469,9 @@ class Events(commands.Cog):
                 r"c(mon|ome on) jimmy": {
                     "content": "IM TRYING"
                 },
+                r"(bor(r)?is|johnson)": {
+                    "file": discord.File(assets / "boris.jpeg")
+                }
             }
             # Stop responding to any bots
             if message.author.bot is True: